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Crofton Online
May, 2006 - Volume Eight - Issue Two

This site was last updated at 4:00 PM on May 2, 2006.
Work for Voter Rights!
Voter March DC

More than 95% at Douglass High School Fail Basic Algebra
Baltimore Mayor O'Malley Announces New School Slogan: BEHAVE!
City Schools CEO Copeland looks stern

BALTIMORE, MD.--Mayor Martin O'Malley, under increasing pressure to improve lagging student performance at city schools, announced today that he has chosen a new slogan for the Baltimore City Public School System: BEHAVE!


Mayor O'Malley misses his nose as Dr. Copeland looks on sternly.



As the Mayor announced this "major education initiative," Baltimore City Schools CEO Bonnie Copeland looked on sternly.

Meanwhile, workers scurried around the city, replacing old "Believe" signs with ones reflecting the mayor's new priority.



Were you aware that Fox broadcast a television show on June 4, 2001, THREE MONTHS BEFORE 9-11, about a government plot to take control of a passenger airliner and crash it into the Twin Towers in New York City? On the show, the government planned to blame the attack on terrorists, and use the resulting hysteria to sell additional weapons for profit? The show included actual video, shot from a helicopter, of the airliner flying toward the Twin Towers as people frantically tried to stop the attack.

Don't believe it? Let us know and we'll send you the video absolutely free. We even pay the postage. It was originally broadcast by the Fox Television Network on June 4, 2001 as the pilot to the short-lived series "The Lone Gunmen," a spin-off of "The X-Files."


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